The For Fuck's Sake Factor
I read an interview with Jon Stewart once, back before the last major U.S. election (I think it was in Esquire) in which he was asked to come up with new campaign slogans for the two parties. The first slogan was something to the effect of, "Be afraid, but not too afraid to vote." The specifics are not important because that wasn't the slogan that caught my ear. The one Stewart came up with for the democrats was, "For Fuck's Sake!" At the time, I thought it was amazing for a number of reasons, including that I would have loved to put that bumper sticker on my car, "Vote Kerry, For Fuck's Sake." Stewart's point, if I remember correctly and am not paraphrasing horribly was that if you sat back and watched the elections and absolutely thought about it that's what your reaction would be to the campaign put on by the right, "Oh, for fuck's sake." Actually, now that I proofread this paragraph, I think that might be horribly paraphrasing it. Mr. Stewart, I apologize.
Anyway, I was thinking, for some reason today, about what I'm going to call the "For Fuck's sake factor." Its that moment, when you take a deep breath and look at what is going on around you in the world and you think, "What is going on here? For the love of Pete why are all human beings in this particularly instant being so fucking stupid?!?!" Oh, now I think I remember why I was thinking about it. I was watching a video earlier the Federal Marriage Ammendment. Now, there are lots of reasons to pause and give this some thought. But, the one that seemed to strike me the most for some reason today was the jump made so frequently from gays wanting to marry to people wanting to marry animals. I don't understand this animals business at all. It makes me wonder if I have missed something huge in my reading of the constitution. I am left wondering, where in the constitution does it state that goats have rights and are equal under the law (When there isn't an equal rights ammendment full stop.)? Are goats citizens?
Can't we have a civil debate about the business of marriage without a discussion of the rights of goats?
For Fuck's Sake, people.
